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[steelmyself]

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[bosssfight]

I could eat you in pieces, and let the leftovers die and disappear.

[steelmyself]

If you're that hungry, I'll cook you something when we get out of here.

[bosssfight]

I'm always hungry.

[steelmyself]

Fine.

What do you eat? Other than me.

[bosssfight]

I eat anything meat. I can eat people, too, but I haven't eaten anyone here.

[steelmyself]

If we can get out of here without you eating me, I'll make you a teriyaki dinner.

[bosssfight]

What's teriyaki?

[steelmyself]

It's when you cook some meat after marinating and glazing it with a sweet sauce. It's usually fish, but it can be anything.

[ he sounds...surprisingly earnest about this ]

[bosssfight]

I haven't had that. I eat most of my food raw.

[steelmyself]

What? That's a waste!

[bosssfight]

I have an objective, for eating cooked things. And vegetables. But, I am used to raw food.

[steelmyself]

Then...I'll make you a stir-fry. With steak and vegetables.

[bosssfight]

Okay. Thank you.

[steelmyself]

Ah.





...we should find a way out of here.

[bosssfight]

How? I can't read the sign.

[steelmyself]

[ ... ]

...

[ he sighs. ]

"Love will set you free."

[bosssfight]

... oh.

[steelmyself]

Well, I suppose you probably can't do a lot of the more deviant things to begin with, so it's fine. Perhaps we could kiss? That's--nothing much.

[bosssfight]

... Okay, we can try that.

[steelmyself]

Yeah...

[bosssfight]

Okay.

[puts his hands on Archer's shoulders okay hi okay]

[steelmyself]

[leans forward a little, trying and failing not to turn red]

[bosssfight]

[...cute]

[leans up to kiss him, politely being careful with his fangs]

[steelmyself]

Aa-ah.

[chu]

I'm not a romantic, you know.

[but the door unlocks]

[bosssfight]

Do I seem like one?

[slithers out]