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[steelmyself]

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[bosssfight]

Okay. Thank you.

[steelmyself]

Ah.





...we should find a way out of here.

[bosssfight]

How? I can't read the sign.

[steelmyself]

[ ... ]

...

[ he sighs. ]

"Love will set you free."

[bosssfight]

... oh.

[steelmyself]

Well, I suppose you probably can't do a lot of the more deviant things to begin with, so it's fine. Perhaps we could kiss? That's--nothing much.

[bosssfight]

... Okay, we can try that.

[steelmyself]

Yeah...

[bosssfight]

Okay.

[puts his hands on Archer's shoulders okay hi okay]

[steelmyself]

[leans forward a little, trying and failing not to turn red]

[bosssfight]

[...cute]

[leans up to kiss him, politely being careful with his fangs]

[steelmyself]

Aa-ah.

[chu]

I'm not a romantic, you know.

[but the door unlocks]

[bosssfight]

Do I seem like one?

[slithers out]

[steelmyself]

[following, stretching out slightly as he emerges]

Hmm. Snakes are associated with wisdom, which is really the opposite of romance.

[bosssfight]

Do I seem wise?

[steelmyself]

If you were, you'd cook your food.

[bosssfight]

That's not wisdom, that's just preferences.

[steelmyself]

Hmph.

It shouldn't be too difficult to get some ingredients to prove you wrong.

[bosssfight]

But I can't defend my side, can I...? You can't eat your meals whole.

[steelmyself]

I can.

In a sense.

I can consume human souls.

[bosssfight]

That's not really the same thing, as swallowing a body, at all. You can't consume the soul of a chicken dinner.

[steelmyself]

A legendary chicken dinner might have a soul...

[bosssfight]

Would that be the dinner that's legendary, or a dinner made out of a legendary chicken...

[steelmyself]

It would probably have to be both. Made from something like a cockatrice, and cooked with supreme skill.

[bosssfight]

Would the soul taste like the meal?