"What? No way--it's not like that!"

The woman is young and friendly-looking, with short hair and cheerful eyes. She's attempting to cook in a pot over the campfire, humming to herself as she does so. Oddly, she seems to be using a pair of swords to stir the ingredients.

She straightens up as she sees the both of you and waves frantically. "S̛̀h̸̨̡̢i̴͏͞ŕ̸̕o͘o̴̵͟o̶͞͏͝҉u̴̧͢͢uuuu!"