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[steelmyself]

[ She doesn't think he's a bad person?

Archer blinks, looking almost indignant at that. He could tell her right now what a terrible person he is, what a worthless and distorted existence he has--

But he can't really bring himself to do that when she's looking at him so earnestly. Besides, it would really be a needless self-indulgence. He'll let her have her illusions. ]

The fate of the world isn't in my hands at all right now. We're on equal ground here for the moment, so the fate of the world could just as easily be in your hands.

[donoteat]

!!!??

[OH NOOO NO NO NO NONO THAT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IDEA.]

I- I can't--!!
I don't know what to do with the world!!
WHAT IF I DROP IT?!!

[steelmyself]

[ He gives her a completely deadpan look. ]

Then you'd be a villain instead of a hero. Perhaps even a supervillain.

Would you like to be a supervillain? I'd have to fight you.

[donoteat]

I CAN'T I WOULD LOSE!

[She says it like it's a given, and it is. She's not even that great at swatting flies around the house!]

I'm not rich enough to afford an evil lair and I don't know how to say mean things to heroes who try to defeat me and I'm not tall enough!!

[steelmyself]

Well, in that case--

[ He shrugs a little. ]

You probably won't destroy the world, so try not to worry about it too much and let people like me protect you when it's necessary.

[donoteat]

Really? You mean it?

[The relief on her face is like bright sunshine]

The world is saved...~ But if I ever let evil take over and become a villain you have to strike me down!

[steelmyself]

Ugh...naturally I mean it.

[ He frowns a little at her last comment. ]

Obviously, but I'm not too concerned about that.